World of Warcraft With Porn Stars

No. Just… no. It won’t work.

l_853ec2a10c1f5b089fe0fc9e1749ae38 There’s already a D&D With Porn Stars which chronicles a group of D&D players including several porn star geeks (the best kind of porn stars) but that’s all done behind closed doors and closely monitored party rosters. World of Warcraft is a very different place, and a very open world. Having much experience playing WoW and listening to Ventrilo conversations between very undersexed guys and both annoyed girls and very horny girls, I can definitely say: no.

Some of these same lovely ladies have started playing World of Warcraft. WoW has been going nearly six years strong and I have had my fun during most of those years; I have yet to realize any of those guys with very high pitched, prepubescent voices were actually girls, let alone porn stars or ex-America’s Next Top Models. I, at first, thought that was awesome; it’d be great to log into the Nathrezim realm and play with drool-worthy babes I could watch videos of on my second monitor as I protected them, holding the enemy at bay with my manly warrior tank. Thankfully, I haven’t been playing WoW and haven’t really had much of a desire to for many reasons.

It’d be fun, sure, to play WoW with some of these girls, such as Mandy Morbid and Satine Phoenix. They’re funny, smart and witty—and they know what they’re talking about when it comes to D&D. However, can you imagine trying to form a raid of 20+ people to fight a big, bad dragon (what a sexy beast!) while hearing the sexy voice of a babe you’ve seen Photo on 2010-08-02 at 22.46a naked hundred times since she joined your guild? Because that’s what would happen: instead of raiding, each time Mandy said something on Ventrilo, all the guys would stop killing that dragon during the raid and download porn.

That’s because there are not many things in life sexier than a hot, naked girl with her hands full of your 20-sided die. Not even WoW can top that.

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