Lady Gag-uminati

I can’t stand conspiracy theorists or their vacuous assumptions but holy crap this is hilarious. Jeremy Biles wrote about The Vigilant Citizen’s theories on Lady Gaga:

VC goes on to analyze Lady Gaga’s logo, a headless—and thus mindless—female figure riven by a jagged bolt of lightning. He also notes Lady Gaga’s penchant for hiding one of her eyes, evoking one of the most salient Illuminati symbols, the single “All-Seeing Eye.” Another sinister image portrays Lady Gaga as a mannequin, with arms positioned in a manner clearly resembling that of Baphomet in the form of the Sabbatic Goat (a quintessential Satanic symbol). A protective eye is embedded in Lady Gaga’s palm—the Hand of Fatima?



OK, that’s kind of creepy but what else is there? The Hand of Fatima, aka hamsa, is supposed to be a defense against the evil eye. Oh, but wait, what if it’s actually the All-Seeing Eye?

article-1233700-077FC8F7000005DC-565_306x423The first attempts at including the All-Seeing Eye on the seal were not successful. The first die of the Great Seal was cut from brass in 1782. In 1825, 1841, 1877, 1885, and 1902, new dies were cut, but each time the reverse went uncut and unused . . . the Illuminati’s plan for the New World Order had not been advanced far enough, yet, to be announced.

Holy crap, now that is creepy! =-O

Or not. She’s an empty-headed, bumbling butterfly.

Or is she? =-O We might not realize she’s already spread her Baphomet wings!

Maybe I should start listening to her music. This conspiracy theory makes her seem way cooler than she deserves.

“Gaga” is probably the easiest word to say in the English language, as it is often the first sound emitted by babies trying to imitate speech. So her name basically says: I’m a lady and I’m empty-headed. This empty head can filled with any crap you want. Imitate me young people. This state of mind is achieved after successful mind control.

Aw crap. Ego sum illuminatus!


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