New Age Pedophilia

I think Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights (the Catholic version of the Jewish Anti-Defamation League) got ahold of some NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association) material. The ass hat redefined the definition of pedophilia.

I guess if we’re going to use this new definition of pedophilia, we may as well go ahead and free a lot of pedophiles and let them run wild in the streets, no? Think about it:

  • pedobear Pedophilia
    • Sex with pre-pubescent boy
    • Sex with pre-pubescent girl
  • Not Pedophilia
    • Sex with post-pubescent boy
      • Gay
        • Therefore wrong
    • Sex with post-pubescent girl
      • Straight
        • Therefore not wrong

See what I did there? Bill Donohue made a completely retarded statement and I went ahead with it, taking it to, not its extreme, but its logical conclusion. The concept Donohue purports to be fact is not a fact—it’s actually against the law and always morally unacceptable to force a penis into the mouth of a child.

Is this where Catholicism is heading? Keep me out of it.

H/t Andrew Sullivan


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